Closing Time

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

agirlinahellasweater:

WHAT IS THIS GAME

fake-mermaid:

who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana

image

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

yolobaggins:

cresbro:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

The Rita one omg

omg I cant get over the last one

lupine-lunatic:

femalexxrebel:

phototoartguy:

The man’s best friend!

Literally nothing better than the love you receive from a dog.

^This

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

animalcrackersinmyblog:

rake your fucking yard

animalcrackersinmyblog:

rake your fucking yard

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:
there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

chaos-and-cookies:

lunostar:

roachpatrol:

redjeep:

retrogasm:

When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.

1939 Kansas Wheat…

holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of 
'buy our flour it's going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’ 
yes thank you ok sold

That’s…not evil.  They’re doing corporation wrong.

You gotta remember that 1939 was around the time of the depression so corporations weren’t actually evil yet…

chaos-and-cookies:

lunostar:

roachpatrol:

redjeep:

retrogasm:

When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.

1939 Kansas Wheat…

holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of 

'buy our flour it's going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’ 

yes thank you ok sold

That’s…not evil.  They’re doing corporation wrong.

You gotta remember that 1939 was around the time of the depression so corporations weren’t actually evil yet…